The tale involves adultery, farting, pissing, a badly misplaced kiss, a burning poker in a very sensitive area and a fake deluge. For indeed, old dotard, by your leave, you shall have plenty of the precious thing or, more generally, sexual gratification in the evening. What eyleth yow to grucche thus and grone? Is it for ye wolde have my queynte allone? What ails you to complain and groan so? Is it because you alone would have my precious thing?
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Get Raw headlines in your browser, or in RSS. John McCain's temper is well documented. He's called opponents and colleagues "shitheads," "assholes" and in at least one case "a fucking jerk. But a new book on the presumptive Republican nominee will air perhaps the most shocking angry exchange to date. The Real McCain by Cliff Schecter, which will arrive in bookstores next month, reports an angry exchange between McCain and his wife that happened in full view of aides and reporters during a campaign stop. The man who was known as "McNasty" in high school has erupted in foul-languaged tirades at political foes and congressional colleagues more-or-less throughout his career, and his quickness to anger has been an issue on the presidential campaign trail as evidence of his fury has surfaced. As Schecter notes, McCain's rage is not limited to the political spectrum, and even his family cannot be spared the brute force of his anger.
MAFS is a reality show that pairs up strangers at the altar and marries them off in quasi-wedding ceremonies. Exactly the sort of thing our readers love us to write about!!! Why is everyone talking about it right now? Even by previous standards this season has been extreme, with clearly unsuited couples paired up for explosive TV action. Matt, a year-old virgin, was married to the open-minded Lauren; Instagram-ing city gal Jessica was matched with ocker country guy Mick; and the villainous Ines was set up to destroy well-meaning Bronson, a former stripper with a tragic past.