Actually, since my December was filled with hectic holiday events and shopping aka heavy drug usage , Melissa Lee will be the Hot Girl of The Month, because let's be honest; everyone wants to laugh at my questionable taste in women. It's not secret that I love Asian girls Well, it's not anymore , even though they sound like a squeaky bed spring in bed. However, there is an angry, oppressive segment of the population that looks down on Asiaphiles, and says mean things about us that make me curl up into a pathetic ball of human misery and just weep softly into a pillow into the night. Those bastards. The only way I can explain this is what I call the "Beatles-Theory".